Welcome to RoboCert: your one-stop shop for all things Robotic Inspections. Here, we'll guide you through the most comprehensive and hilariously-dense guide to becoming a certified Robotic Inspector Extraordinaire.
Whether you're looking to inspect a single robot or an entire robot-ocracy, we've got you covered. Our protocols are designed to be both thorough and utterly bewildering.
Step 1: Look at the robot. Yes, just stare at it. Make sure it's not, like, on fire or anything.
Step 2: Check the robot's user manual. No, really, just read the entire thing cover-to-cover. We're talking 500-page behemoth of a manual.
Step 3: Press buttons. Randomly. See what happens.
Advanced Inspection Techniques for more information.
Or, if you'd like to inspect our Inspection Suit, we've got you covered.
And, of course, for the truly adventurous, our Robotic Inspection Simulator will push your skills to the limit (of sanity).